What's Your Burnt Toast Ratio?

[Neon]

I googled "burnt toast" and some crappy band came up. Anyways I have heard burnt toast is a health hazard, so I eat bread.

 

[R Prime]

I'm not sure what this world is coming to when I start agreeing with half of Wil's posts.

On Topic - my BRT is skewed due to wife aggro issues - my toast is more burnt the more I play. Maybe we should edit the formula to include marital status? and X =# of children adding a modified% of BRT based on age and toilet training?

Burnt toast is not unhealthy - actually it's easier to digest than bread due to the starch to dextrin changes (and 90% of my posts).

 

[Neon]

Burnt toast actually has small cancerous substances in it , as do other foods such as potatoes, etc. Probably not enough to do anything, but I was just joking around. Something to do with it being cooked for a long time.

 

[Oniyui]

More like... BURNT TOAST. - YouTube

 

[Snowjobs]

im going to now compare bad players and good players to waffles and pancakes.

a good player is like a waffle because the can catch all of the maple syrup and butter of knowledge, while a bad person is like a pancake that just lets all of the syrup and butter slip off the side.

 

[Jenn]

I like my Buns toasted

 

[Rhaellia]

All this time I've been drinking to my health while playing, and you mean to tell me it was about bread the whole time?

No, bread's evil cousin, TOAST. It's like gremlins, some are cute and cuddly others want to eat your brains

I here by announce the OFFICIAL opening of TEAM TOAST - the spiritual successor to TEAM SWAG

You're like five months late. team bread started months ago

Shftbread, Drunkbread, Ydebread, Pursebread :O

On Topic - my BRT is skewed due to wife aggro issues - my toast is more burnt the more I play. Maybe we should edit the formula to include marital status? and X =# of children adding a modified% of BRT based on age and toilet training?

Yes, perhaps like taxes, deductions of some kind based on one's personal 'life issues'

im going to now compare bad players and good players to waffles and pancakes.

a good player is like a waffle because the can catch all of the maple syrup and butter of knowledge, while a bad person is like a pancake that just lets all of the syrup and butter slip off the side.

However, pancakes tend to soak up syrup, yo. Flawed. I would say, waffles cause they catch syrup and are tough! Pancakes cause while they have the ability to learn and absorb the great syrup knowledge, tend to be flip floppy.

 

[verh]

im going to now compare bad players and good players to waffles and pancakes.

a good player is like a waffle because the can catch all of the maple syrup and butter of knowledge, while a bad person is like a pancake that just lets all of the syrup and butter slip off the side.

Make pancakes then with the pancakes make french toast pancakes.

mhm

 

[Lil]

mhm

Is this your new way of liking? lol

 

[Druiddroid]

However, pancakes tend to soak up syrup, yo. Flawed. I would say, waffles cause they catch syrup and are tough! Pancakes cause while they have the ability to learn and absorb the great syrup knowledge, tend to be flip floppy.

yes. but at the casino they don't serve waffles, and their pancakes are fucking delicious. and the mess doesn't matter because they clean it. so bad players should go to the casino. please.

if i had a toaster though i would make an eggo sandwich with peanut butter that melts right into the seams.. ohhhhh yes

 

[Druiddroid]

Burnt toast actually has small cancerous substances in it , as do other foods such as potatoes, etc. Probably not enough to do anything, but I was just joking around. Something to do with it being cooked for a long time.

everything you eat is cancerous because it contains carbon 14 which radiates to carbon 12

 

[youakim]

Why the hell is this in the tavern -_-